Weird Newborn Photos

January 22, 2019 1:27 am by crzybulkreviews
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Weird Newborn Photos

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Oh, here’s a random baby that just washed up on this rocky shore! And it looks TOTALLY safe for him or her to be there, balanced precariously near running water!

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By looking at the terrified look of this newborn, we just can’t help but wonder what did the doll said to him. Something scary? Something frightening?

If you want to pay a few hundred bucks to immortalize your naked baby in contrived poses with corny props, by all means, go ahead. But I’ll be immortalizing mine with a series of photos that looks much more like the one below:

“No, I didn’t push this baby out of my vagina, I actually just dug it up on the beach!” Also, I can’t with the wig.

Taking a CV picture early in life, this little newborn knows that in order to be successful you just have to Suit Up!

This is just fucking creepy. This is the one that’s going to haunt me in my dreams.

This photo, from the first moments of this baby’s life, is the prefect summation of what we all imagine newborns to be like – cranky and crying.

With a wreath of flowers on her head, this little newborn baby girl is a true goddess from her first moments on this earth!

Embracing its native roots, this baby is looking like a true shamanic priest! Is it currently with contact with a higher entitiy?

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Irritated, this little child is both confused at the camera in front of him and hating it. Just put off that camera mom, don’t take a picture — just take care of me!

I will never ever ever understand what is cute about dangling a very new human in a loosely knitted bag. Why is this a thing?

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Every baby has a favorite plush toy, and this one has its for a reason – it’s always protecting it, even when it sleeps!

Guess these two women got in a fight over who will hold the baby in the photo. Wouldn’t it be easier if they just took two photos? Well, too late now, this funny picture is already online!

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From adorable to weird the internet has it all. This photo of a newborn baby in a nylon bag, just goes to show that the abstract sense of photographers is sometimes just wrong.

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This isn’t that terrible, I guess, but I still think it looks really uncomfortable.

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I love newborns. I love their sleepiness and squishiness and I love how they all look slightly weird, like miniature old men. But I have to say that I find conventional newborn portrait photography really, really, really freaky. All the nakedness, all the oversize hats, all the weird stylized accessories and poses. Why do people want photographs in which their baby is basically depicted as a strange alien doll and/or prop? I don’t understand it! To wit, here are 13 WTF-worthy newborn portraits. Plenty of cute babies, plenty of questionable parent/photographer decision-making.

What should a mother do when she’s bored with her newborn? Put some artificial makeup on it! This mother used an iPhone app to make her baby boy that much more beatiful.

Gotta start that princess obsession early! Side note: I know that they Photoshop out the hands that support the baby’s heads in these kinds of shots, but I every time I see one of these kinds of photos I’m still like “Newborns can’t do that! That’s not ok! SUPPORT THE HEAD!”

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Sure, you want to show off your baby, but you also want to show off…your abs?

We’ve all been in a situation, when you just have to squeeze together with your friends just to be able to fit in the frame. Well, this newborn baby has just about had it!

This child has received both a smaller and a bigger brother at once! And the gigantic happy newborn is just adorable!

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Again with the bag. WHY? Seriously, why? Can someone explain to me why?

This little confused newborn is just looking like a true philosopher from his first moments in life. With a grimace showing both sadness and thoughtfulness, we just can’t help but ponder is the baby thinking ‘Is this real life?‘

We can’t help but ponder what the story behind this picture is, but one thing is certain, both are looking disgusted by one another!

Following the footsteps of Jack Sparrow, this little baby is set to being a pirate from the moment it is born. However, it is still too sleepy and tired to go on a quest for buried treasure.

We can’t help but sympathize with this little guy. His expression of being too tired and too lazy to do anything, we all look like him when we are binge watching Netflix after work.

Another picture of a baby being born is the perfect definition of what we think about birth – the most beautiful thing in life, and it the same time – slimy, loud and just weird.

This baby is sitting, naked, in a nest of oversize shiny cranberries (Christmas balls?). She looks thrilled!

What a catch! He was just trying to decide which one to throw back.

The parents had a wonderful idea for a photo-shoot of their newborn. However, the baby was just too clumsy to stay in the basket.

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We’ve all been a newborn baby at a certain point in our lives and most of us know that newborns are not exactly what one would consider cute. With heads bigger than their bodies and at times shaped differently than what we’d expect, because of their long journey into the world, newborns are a mix of adorable and creepy that just can’t be explained with words. While there are a ton of photos shared online, we’ve decided to pick the ones that truly creep us out and make us question the decision of the parents to actually share said photos. Without further adieu, here are the 18 most weird newborn photos on the internet, that will, if not creep you out, make you laugh your heart out.

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It’s a nightmare and these poor babies lived it….and SURVIVED!

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